Voici une retranscription du mail que je viens de recevoir (j'ai changé les noms, parce que bon, on sait jamais, hein :p):

Bonjour!
My name is Laurie (;p) and I am a French 102 student. I transferred into your class this afternoon and will begin attending next Tuesday. I was in French 101 with Jennifer Lopez (hehe) and she said such wonderful things about you and your teaching that I wanted to become a student in your class. I was hoping you could tell me any homework that may have already been assigned or that is due Tuesday because I don't want to fall behind. If you could email me the course syllabus I would greatly appreciate that as well. I look forward to meeting you in person and attending your class!

Thanks,
Laurie

Ca vous en bouche un coin, hein??
Enfin, comme dirait Kwikwi, c'est pas en France qu'on oserait écrire un truc aussi lèche-cul (à un prof qu'on n'a pas encore eu)...